Wallstreet thingy

Gila ya gw punya guru di wallstreet namanya Jason. Dia itu fucking banget. Ive been hating him since i had my first encounter class with him and up till my last breath. I dont get it whats on his mind. Everytime he asked people what their like or whatsoever, dia selalu ngejek. People have their rights for everything they like, you have to take care of people's feeling, jason. Kadang dia baik kadang mukanya kaya model kaleng kornet. Dan anehnya gw selalu sama dia kalo ada kelas. Kampret bgt emang. And my level of hatred is up to the highest level. He repeated my encounter class. Gila ya, gw udah nunggu dr jam 2 buat ikut encounter class jam 6. Cuman buat di repeat sama si fucking jason. Padahal pas encounter gw yakin bgt bakal continue. Yaaaa paling cuman bingung di relative clause. Dan kata dia emang di unit 30 byk yg repeat. Lah emang harus bgt ya repeat di unit 30? Kalo orgnya bisa gmn? Selama encounter dia selalu bilang good job! you are awesome! nice try! gw kira bakal continue, eh pas udah mau selesai dia ngomong:
Jason: "Tanya, you did a great job here. But there was a little mistake in relative clause. Its okay then, people in unit 30 always got trouble in there. You have a good speaking. You are so awesome. But if you want to be more awesome, you can try again encounter class unit 30"
Gw: "What do you mean jason? You said that im good right? Are you trying to be funny honey?" (Idung udah kembang kempis)
Fucking jason: Yeahhhh. YOU ARE AWESOME!!! But you could be more awesome if you try again. I suggest you to come to speaking center and meet (siapalah itu namanya) a man with a ponytail. Then you come back to me 3 or 4 days on encounter class. I dare 100% you could be better that this.
Gw: alright then, if thats what you want. (Dalem hati: Njiiinggggggg lo gatau berapa lama gw nunggu nih encounter class? 3 MINGGU TAU GA?! Belom lg nunggu kelas encounter lagi buat repeat. Fuck you very much)
Ngambil tas, pas gw mau buka pintu, jason ngomong. "Tanya!! You are AWESOME!" Gw cuman bisa jawab ha ha ha thanks. (dalem hati: YEAHHH I AM AWESOME BITCH, YOU ARE SUCH A PURE DICK)
Pas keluar kelas ehh si Tim lg teriak2 'Complementary Class for Upper Waystage'. Trus gw masuk, eh pas gw masuk ternyata kelasnya udah full.
Tim: What a shame, you are late. This class is already full. (Complementary class cuman bisa 8 org)
Gw (masih kesel sama jason): Key, dadah(ngapain coba gw ngomong dadah dimukanya Tim)
pas gw jalan keluar tim manggil lagi.
Tim: Did you book the complementary class?
Gw: No, i dont.
Tim: Mmmmm okay. This class belongs to young pretty lady. Trus dia ngomong gitu sama om2 yg lagi duduk Hey! Can you please give your chair to her. You can get another one there.
*Gw senyum2 malu*
Trus masing2 memperkenalkan diri. Pas dia memperkenalkan diri, gw kira dia tuh native teacher biasa. Eh ternyata he has 3 degrees. Udah S3 pas umur dia 25 booook. Dia tinggal di mampang. Dia nge design baju gedung taman. Pokoknya apa aja dia design. Trus pernah kerja di london dan gajinya 25 juta rupiah per minggu. Tapi sayangnya umurnya almost 50 and havent married yet. Trus setiap hari dia bolak balik jakarta bandung pake pesawat. Katanya cuman 25 menit, Coba masih muda, gw gebet deh.

Pas mau pulang dia ngomong we should keep in touch Tanya.
AHHH SEANDAINYA PAS ENCOUNTER CLASS GW SM DIA